Hello there, my name is Perry Woodwork. I was born December 15th 1976 in Wichita, Kansas. I always remember my birthday cause it’s the same day that baseball great Mo Vaughn was born. Boy he’s great. Anyway, I got into boobs and stuff at a young age. I was very curious, and pretty horny too. I lost my virginity at the age of 11 to a girl named Sharlene Benson. She had double d boobies in the 5th grade. It was pretty awesome.

When I graduated high school, I was getting pretty good at sex. And when we filled out one of those “what do you wanna do with your life” questionnaires, it said I was destined to be a priest, or a porn star. And since being a porn star meant I could move to Hollywood, it was a no-brainer.

10 years later, a few AVN awards in my pants, and the title of longest cumber in the business, I could orgasm 15 times in 15 minutes, I felt like something was missing from my life. I had fallen into a routine that I was bored with. Sure waking up to a breakfast of cocoa puffs, brown sugar pop tarts and boobies and stuff was nice, but when you hit 32, you start thinking about the kind of legacy you wanna leave behind. And when I die, I don’t wanna be remembered just as the guy who ladies loved to have inside of them while cameras were on and other people were watching for continuity purposes, I wanna be remembered as the greatest living actor to ever live. I want people around a camp fire to go, “I’d say the top 3 best actors of all-time are Martin Short, Tom Selleck, and Perry Woodwork.”

Cable TV in Wichita asked to follow me around while I make my leap from adult film to Hollywood, and I said yes. I want to be able to share my journey with the world, and show them that the porn industry produces a lot more than just great movies. They produce quality individuals with talent, ambition, and heart. I hope you tune in to my quest. It’s gonna be fun.

Sincerely,

Perry